Just for laughs

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/ sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone ask you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it" IN '.
6. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
8. Reply to everything someone says with, " That's what you think".
9. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
10. Don't use any punctuation.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is " to go ".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.
15. Send an e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing. For example, If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in stall #3.
16. When your money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won! I Won,! 3rd time"!